My supplied high fashion leg wear.

The big day has arrived! Early breakfast was at 5:45 this morning, which surprisingly wasn’t too bad as I’d not really slept much anyway.

It was followed closely at 6am by a phosphate enema, which I dare anyone to claim is enjoyable. At least it had the desired effect, a veritable bumsplosion… followed of course by a much needed shower. Not an experience I’d be particularly eager to repeat.

And so now, it’s nil by mouth until the operation, some time early this afternoon. I’m bored!